Hilarious Joke! (Moral teaching through humour)

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The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with his donkey that he entered

it in the Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT!

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS!

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor

to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,

so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy it back,

and lead it to the plain where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!

The Bishop was buried the next day!

So, what's the moral of the story?

Don't indulge too much in public opinion that can bring you much grief and misery, or even shorten your life!!

Be Yourself and Enjoy life!

SNee, I received this humour through an email recently and it tickles my wits. The person who originated this joke is really creative, imaginative and witty!